Sharon Stone on Bad Karma

“Clearly, I sound like an idiot,” said Sharon Stone.

Sharon Stone, best known for spreading her legs in Basic Instincts for Seinfeld’s Newman, went on a bit of rant at the Cannes Film Festival. Seems Sharon Stone is all about the Karma-specifically about how the Chinese Earthquakes were just bad karma for mean people. I wonder how long it will take for George Bush and Dick Chaney to be sucked up into tornado? Of course, the Chinese have been pretty rotten bastards for a really long time now-and I’m just talking about their trying to kill us with all the damned lead they put in everything.

“I am deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people.” Sharon Stone has apologized to the Chinese people-their Karma is ok, but clearly the earthquakes were went to punished the evil leaders of China-not the poor saps slapping lead paint on toys for 20 cents an hour.

“I had absolutely no intention of saying that, which I did say,” Sharon Stone said, “and now, looking at it on the tape, I look like a complete ding-dong.”

It’s possible that Sharon Stone has been getting some career advice from Farrah Fawcett, as the dim wit blond has-been act has worked out so well for her. Shockingly, a quick look at IMDB shows that Sharon Stone has a number of projects in the works. The Powers That Be must have been really impressed with Basic Instincts II.

Are the people in charge of China bad in need of some karmic adjustments? Maybe, but then, find a world leader anywhere that hasn’t made a few mistakes. The Dalai Lama might not make mistakes, but then he isn’t ruling anything either. Of course, Sharon Stones says that she is the Dalai Lama’s friend-so maybe that’s his bad Karma.