“Clearly, I sound like an idiot,” said Sharon Stone. Sharon Stone, best known for spreading her legs in Basic Instincts for Seinfeld’s Newman, went on a bit of rant at the Cannes Film Festival. Seems Sharon Stone is all about the Karma-specifically about how the Chinese Earthquakes were just bad karma for mean people. I wonder how long it will take for George Bush and Dick Chaney to be sucked up into tornado? Of course, the Chinese have been pretty rotten bastards for a really long time now-and I’m just talking about their trying to kill us with all the…