Right, I was wandering around Google Trends this morning and what should I find in the top ten most searched items? what trees are commonly found in english churchyards-Now I mean I know it might be a bit of a slow news day, but can there really be so many people wondering about Trees in England that it sits at number 4 on Google Trends? Apparently so.
The Top Answers seem to be the Yew, The Hawthorn, and for Monty Python’s sake, The Larch-which is mentioned in The Lumberjack Song that all Lumberjacks love to sing. A common sense type answer might be, Large Trees, Old Trees, and the occasional Dead Tree.
If you write a blog and are using a blog tracker, you are used to seeing things like what trees are commonly found in english churchyards- as it seems that people find your blog through the oddest combinations of words. The simpsons dirty naked and watch the mcdonalds commercial with stella hudgens are a couple recent head scratchers from my own tracker logs. But I am pretty small time and can expect to be found in odd and funny ways. Google Trends shouldn’t be full of stuff like what trees are commonly found in english churchyards, should it?
Which, of course, has nothing to do with what trees are commonly found in english churchyards. The good people at Harrods in London might know. Lots of knowledgeable people work in London hotels, so you could call and bother one or two of the finer hotels in London and ask. Of course, you could just take a London vacation and check out the English Churchyards yourself. Watch out for the rabbits. Lots of rabbits in English churchyards for some reason. Maybe you could ask someone running the London Marathon, they must jog by at least a few churchyards, they would know what trees are commonly found in english churchyards.
And if all else fails, forget about what trees are commonly found in english churchyards, and hop the Chunnel train London to Paris. For a more interesting trip take a London to Paris bike ride, though I am not totally sure how you would do that. A London to Paris bike ride might be a bit wet, but then, your in England, so you’ll be wet anyway. I think the Chunnel from London to Paris would be a bit quicker anyway.
A Quick Google brought up a number of charities that have London to Paris Bike Rides. I think it would be easier to just give them a couple of grand and skip the London to Paris Bike Ride. But then, it has been a while since I rode my bike, and it would be for charity. Only problem there is I would need donations of my own.
All this random rambling from what trees are commonly found in english churchyards, kind of silly, huh?
