You don’t know how you met me
You don’t know why, you can’t turn around and say good-bye
lyrics from Follow Me
TMZ-all the news that isn’t really, reports that the singer Matthew Shafer, who records under the name Uncle Kracker was arrested for second-degree forcible sex. Kracker follows in the footsteps of all the other has beens that make the news when they get into trouble. The story starts off by mentioning that he used to DJ for Kid Rock, another has been from a few years back with slightly more than One Hit to his made up name.
Rape is a bit more serious than banging cars around while your drunk, which how most celebrities seem to get on Extra these days. But hey, he’s a Rock Star, right? Women are supposed to swoon at the sight of him, right? His last album was in what, 2004? Maybe he stays away from mirrors the way he stays away from the studio. I guess I would if I looked like that.
