My Mother always wanted to be an Artist, and she specifically wanted to be an Impressionist. So I grew up with prints of the works of Van Gogh, Pissaro, Cézanne, Monet, and so on. Mom didn’t like Gauguin, maybe it had something to do with all the topless girls in grass skirts. My personal favorite was always Seurat. She would have loved Sacré Bleu. Christopher Moore is a fun writer. His topics are often a bit odd, such as vampires, death dealers, and friends of Jesus who somehow missed out being in the Bible. In Sacré Bleu we find an odd…