On the JJ Abrams has waaay too much time on his hands front, there is a new website linked to Slusho called Taguato Corp which has a lot of pages but doesn’t seem to say too much. Well, actually it says way too much. My favorite bit of business is the oil drilling map that tells how many billion Estimated Ultimate Recoverable Resources each well has and how big their workforce is. The Bold Futura and ParaFUN Wax subsidiaries are also a bit of fun to look at. What does all this have to do with Slusho? Only Slusho knows.
There are a couple of new buttons on Slusho since I last looked. One is about buying a Slusho machine and spreading word about Slusho in the West. That’s were they talk about Taguato being Slusho’s parent company. There is also a button that just brings up a popup window that says We Are Coming, We’ll Find You Soon!! Always good to know someone is coming, Slusho. The little girl says I said Cornbread at one point. In the Jamie and Teddy Video 2 our hero says the answer is Cornbread. Maybe you can kill the Beast with cornbread, like The Road Warrior killed the Aliens with water. Just one more Slusho will do the job.
There are now three videos on Jamie and Teddy-password jllovesth. The videos are all kind of silly, the third one has our lonely girl in bed talking about how she is being totally faithful, only to have someone roll over in the bed next to her at the end. She also spends a lot of time fiddling around with a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. My guess is that she has been hitting the Slusho too hard and that Slusho has given her a tummy ache.
But it is starting to feel like one of those old style adventure games were you can wander around in a maze forever and the game designers think that is so funny. Well, we only have a couple of months left to play around with stuff anyway. Check out Tagruato and see if you can make sense of it. That’s it for this update of JJ Abrams untitled 1-18-08 slusho cloverleaf clover field cheese monstrous movie. Drink more Slusho!
