Southwest Airlines didn’t like the nearly nude Kyla Ebbert and asked her to cover up, hence she got her first fifteen minutes of fame. The modern world that we live in is one where shame is a quaint and curious concept, as young people are all about the tats, the flesh, and letting it all hang out as much as possible. We are on our way to one of those Sci Fi world where clothing is optional- which would be ok, except most people are not young hotties. Nudist camps are now famous for having some of the ugliest people in the world bare all. But the pages of Playboy are still safe for pretty young blonds with big boobs. So a naked Kyla Ebbert will fit right in.
On its web site, Playboy says Kyla Ebbert “was too sexy for Southwest Airlines, but she’s perfect for Playboy.”
The once provocative and trend setting Playboy, which was almost as famous for it lifestyles of the rich and famous outlook on life as it was for naked photos, has pretty much become the place where has-beens and wanna-bes go to make a few quick bucks.
So naked photos of Kyla Ebbert appearing in Playboy was just a question of when.
The next step up, or down, depending on your view of such things, is Kyla Ebbert pornstar. Here in Dallas, TX one of our many fine strip clubs recently held a contest with Vivid pictures called So You Think You Want To Be A Pornstar. The winner gets a cash prize, an all-expense-paid trip to L.A. and an Interview with Vivid Entertainment Executives. Hmm, is it really all that hard to get an interview with Vivid? How about the gazillion other places cranking porn?
Of course, Kyla Ebbert is a good girl and would never do anything like that.
She needs to go on Howard Stern a few times first. Or do you just go on the Stern show after your already a pornstar? Or does anyone even know who Howard Stern is anymore? I guess it would help Kyla Ebbert’s search for fame and fortune among the handful of people that listen to satellite radio. Of course, his website has an Alexa rank of like 10,000-so somebody still cares about Howard.
Kyla Ebbert worked at a Hooters in San Diego but said wants to become an attorney, and doesn’t think posing nude should get in the way of her professional aspirations. Hey, it didn’t slow down Sandra Day O’Connor, did it?
