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On the Why Didn’t I Think Of That? front is the website Ruin Romo, which is getting all the buzz at the moment. Ruin Romo is offering a PDF file with a Jessica Simpson Mask. The Jessica Simpson mask is ready to be cut out and worn to any games where fans might want to put the jinx on the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, it is Jessica Simpson’s fault that the Dallas Cowboys lost last week. It’s easy enough to image Tony Romo looking at the stands and seeing Jessica Simpson there gazing back at him-and then his mind just kind of wanders away. Maybe a Jessica Simpson Mask will also cause his mind to wander.
Terrell Owens has kept his mouth shut this season, which is not surprising since he has been setting records left and right and the Dallas Cowboys are the Number Two team in the NFL. But a loss is a loss and someone has to be to blame. That someone is not going to be Terrell Owens, who dropped several passes and helped the Dallas Cowboys lose last week. No, it’s the cute and perky Jessica Simpson that did it.
Terrell Owens now says he was just kidding. What’s a matter, can’t take a joke? This story is more fun than Jamie Lynne Spears on a first date. Does anyone really believe that Jessica Simpson is the reason the Dallas Cowboys lost last week? If the Dallas Cowboys loose tonight, then we can start blaming Jessica Simpson. Or at least, the countless Jessica Simpson masks that will be in the stands tonight.
