Donald Trump and Angelina Jolie

Donald Trump said that Angelina Jolie is not a great beauty. For once I agree with The Donald. I think that Angelina Jolie looks like a man, at least in the face and the way she acts. So women find her beautiful because she looks masculine. It’s that whole man-crush kind of thing. The fact that Angelina Jolie has totally pussy whipped pretty boy Brad Pitt has not improved her statue in my eyes either.
But then, well, she is an actress who has decided to save the third world in her spare time. She has a hell of a lot of spare time, seeing as she, well, never has to work again in her life.
Donald Trump, who also never has to work again in his life, really likes being in the limelight. So The Donald isn’t happy making billions of dollars, losing billions of dollars, and making more billions of dollars. He wants people to be talking about him, so he finds that he can get people talking about him if he insults other celebrities.
Hey, if Perez Hilton can do it, so can Donald Trump, right?


Published by Jon Herrera

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