I did find a teeth whitener for a dollar the other day. It’s one those teeth whitening trays you put some goo into and slip in like a football mouth guard. Hey, a dollar for teeth whitening I can afford. It was a dollar for the two week supply to get a bright smile. My teeth are whiter, but maybe I do need a bit of cosmetic dentistry. Not too bad, but not too good either. Still a little bright teeth whitening wouldn’t hurt too much. When I win the lotto I’ll make some cosmetic dentist happy. That way I…