I bought one of those little handheld video poker games a couple of years ago. I have played a few thousands hands on this little toy. Video Poker is tough. On the toy Video Poker game I have gotten four Deuces twice, and a lot of Royal Flushes with Deuces. I have never gotten a natural Royal Flush. On real Video Poker machines in casinos I have not had all that much luck either. But it is fun to play. I know, screw the fun, give me the money. The usual advice is to spend about two hundred coins and…