“People who attack Scientology are criminals.” –L. Ron Hubbard Nancy Cartwright, the voice of Bart Simpson, gave the Church of Scientology ten million dollars last year-this was twice as much as Tom Cruise gave. As with most churches, the good people of Scientology are more interested in making money than in spreading their faith. And if you have all kinds of mondo rich people in the fold, why not expect them to fork over millions when asked to do so? In my endless quest to read every self book ever written, I found a copy of Dianetics one time and…