The State Fair of Texas-I’m Getting Too Old

Remember the good old days, before Firefox and Pop-Up Blockers? You would go to a site and whamo! you would be hit with a dozen ads for all kinds of useless crap you didn’t want? This is the State Fair of Texas. Sign up for this, sign up for that, enter a drawing, spin the wheel to win a prize. So I did a couple, just for the hell of it. One spin won me a trip to Las Vegas, cool. Do you want to listen to a 90 pitch for a time share in Iriving? No, not really. Ok,…

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State Fair of Texas Sky Cars

There was this Sky Bucket type ride at the State Fair of Texas. Sky Bucket was what they called it at Cedar Point. One of those ubiquitous rides that used to be at every amusement park and fairground in America. These were rather small little gondolas that seated four or so and the ride took you from one side of the park to the other. There was a kind of acrophobia thrill as the cars bounced and swayed on the thick metal cables that kept them up in the air. Every Dumbass Teenager in America knew that you could get…

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