All I really wanted was a clean shave, not a self-sacrifice.-Bill Cosby A couple of months ago I got a package in the mail that said Gillette Fusion on the box. Inside was one of these niffty Fusion Razors made out of metal and heavy enough to be a pretty good paperweight. It had the five blades I had seen boasted about on TV ads, four in the front, one in the back. Did I mention the thing weighted a ton?Ok, I did not order this item, or request it that I recall, but here it was. There are a…