Obama Not An American? Check the Birth Certificate

No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.-U.S. Constitution I first heard this bit of silliness a few weeks ago from one of the many Barrack Obama haters I have run across since he won the Presidential Election. It’s a wonderfully odd bit of business. It seems…

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Paris Hilton For President-She’s Got My Vote

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.-Paris Hilton In the 1960s there was a comedian named Pat Paulsen, who, as best as I can recall, only showed up to run for President. He was a stodgy and serious sort of fellow and looked pretty much anyone else running for President. He had a great dead pan delivery, whereas Paris Hilton can’t help finding the whole idea of running for President kind of silly. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears…

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Content Ads for President

I like Hillary Clinton and hope that she wins the nomination and the election, but the odds are good that she is not looking for voters among the readers of my blog. For one thing, I don’t have a solid core of readers, it changes from day to day and search to search. The biggest segment of my traffic is still, some months after the event, people looking for nude photos of Vanessa Anne Hudgens. If Hilary Clinton wants to pose naked in a hotel room sometime, I can get some eyeballs for her. Otherwise, not so much. Still, there…

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