September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, as was set down by the Almighty Programmers of The Sims. Arrh some such silly persons as be lost to the mists of time.A Pirate walks into a bar. He has a ship’s wheel where his belt buckle should be. The Bartender looks at him and asks, “What’s with the wheel?”“Arrgh,” The Pirate says, “That drives me nuts.”Talk Like A Pirate Day-start on the right and righteous path.Double up on all your adjectives and you’ll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of “a big ship”, they call it a…