Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.-Paris Hilton In the 1960s there was a comedian named Pat Paulsen, who, as best as I can recall, only showed up to run for President. He was a stodgy and serious sort of fellow and looked pretty much anyone else running for President. He had a great dead pan delivery, whereas Paris Hilton can’t help finding the whole idea of running for President kind of silly. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears…