Descartes walks into a bar.The bartender walks up to him and says, “Would you care for a drink?”Descartes replied, “I think not.” and disappears.There are a few small variations of this joke, Descartes often orders a drink and is asked if he would like another-then poof! he disappears. I like adding odd little sounds to my jokes, and adding an extra line or two once in a while as well. But jokes are really best when cut to the bone. I heard one the other day I liked. A man returns home after a date carrying a bunch of flowers.…