In the five or six years since we were last here there are two new Haunted Houses in Kansas City, which boasts the Largest Haunted Houses in America. These Haunted Houses are big, as they are converted warehouses under a large concrete bridge in a kind of scary part of Kansas City. It is like Deep Ellum in Dallas, except that they only use the place at Halloween as far as I can tell. The Beast was the first of these Haunted Houses that The Wife and I went to. I am not a fan of Haunted Houses, seeing as…