Miley Cyrus the new Britney Spears

“I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way. Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought that was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie.” Miley Cyrus aka Disney’s Hannah Montana Annie Leibovitz is the most over rated photographer in the world since Richard Avedon died. Miley Cyrus is the most over rated fifteen year old in the world since Britney Spears. So there is a kind of strange force that brings the two of them together so Anne Leibovitz can take a topless photo of Miley…

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Disney’s The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

The Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hallow features the vocal skills of one Bing Crosby. I grew watching re-runs of Hope and Crosby Road Movies, Bing Crosby Christmas Specials, and Bing Crosby Florida Orange Juice Commercials. One of my all time favorite films is White Christmas, which featured Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye-Bob Hope must have been busy entertaining the tropes somewhere. Now Bing Crosby always played a kind and gentle soul, soft spoken and quick to forgive any offense. His children would later write books along the lines of Mommie Dearest telling the world that Bing was…

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