Brooks Bollinger and The Sorry Dallas Cowboys

After throwing an intercept on his first play as a Dallas Cowboy, Brooks Bollinger followed in the footsteps of Brad Johnson and proved he was no Tony Romo. Not that Romo would have had have any better luck with the pathetic way the rest of the team played. People in Dallas are scraping off Super Bowl or Bust bumper stickers from their pick-ups. Yelling at their TV screens in frustration is also a favorite pastime. Brad Johnson was bad. Brooks Bollinger was bad. The whole Dallas Cowboys team was bad. I’m not sure there can be any over reactions to…

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Fix The Dallas Cowboys-Fire Jerry Jones

“We didn’t come out and play the way we needed to play,” Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips. Hmm, Ya Think? This was a bad game for the Dallas Cowboys-4 turnovers, 1 missed field goal, and loss number 3 for the season. The Cowboys also had their usual penalty fest with 8/56 yards. It’s never too early for Dallas fans to shrug and say, well, maybe next year. There is already talk flying around that Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips should be polishing up his résumé and start looking for a new job. Like Banks, Big Business, and The…

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Dallas Cowboys-Going Down in Flames

A trip to the Super Bowl for the Dallas Cowboys this year seems a lot less likely than it did just a couple of weeks ago. The Dallas Cowboy’s savior Tony Romo is out for at least a month with a broken little finger. Kicker Mat McBriar is likely out for the season after the hit he took in the loss to the Cardinals-did they get rid of the Roughing The Kicker rule when I wasn’t looking? Pacman Jones has been suspended by the NFL Commissioner for acting like Pacman Jones. Rookie runner Felix Jones has a bad hamspring and…

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Dallas Cowboys Loose to Redskins

“The reality of it is, you have the opportunity to go 16-0 every year in the regular season, but that’s not realistic.” -Tony Romo The Standard Issue Terrell Owens Controversy comes into play after the game. T.O. is unhappy about not getting the ball and the rest of us are not happy about him not catching it. In what was supposed to be just one more win on the way to the Dallas Cowboys winning the Super Bowl, but the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys 26-24. The game was never as close as the finial score would indicate. The…

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Cowboys Beat Eagles 41-37

Monday Night Footfall has not been the same since it left ABC. The Happy-Go-Lucky lot at ESPN is always a little too giddy for my taste. The Dallas Cowboys beating the Philadelphia Eagles was a great game, I didn’t need to bozos in the booth telling me every five seconds-Wow, this is a great game. Terrell Owens caught two touchdown passes and moved past Chris Carter on the NFL all-time list for touchdown receptions. T.O. now has 132 TDs and is a mere 65 touchdowns away all time touchdown leader Jerry Rice. Tony Romo had another 300 plus yard game…

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Cowboys Win Season Opener 28-10

The Dallas Cowboys played like the Cleveland Browns weren’t even on the filed. Terrell Owens caught a 35-yard touchdown pass and had his usual almost-a-catch. Tony Romo completing 24 of 32 passes for 320 yards setting the pace to break the club record-again-for most 300 plus yard games in a season. Marion Barber scored two touchdown runs. The Dallas Cowboys have taken the first step toward winning The Super Bowl. After winning 13 games last season and continuing another Dallas Cowboys Record of losing in the Playoffs, all of us in Dallas are happy about the win, but cautious about…

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Dallas Cowboys get Pacman Jones

“I heard somebody ask the question, `How good do you feel about Adam’s future?’ I feel good enough to take some of the risk and do some of the things and invest some of everything we talked about to do it. I feel that good about it. If I didn’t, we wouldn’t be doing it.”Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones on Adam Pacman Jones Terrell Owens has pretty much behaved himself in Dallas, with the except of a possible suicide attempt, T.O. has been pretty happy as a Dallas Cowboy. Tank Johnson hasn’t been here long enough for anyone to know…

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The New Dallas Cowboys Stadium

The Dallas Cowboys New Stadium is well under way in Arlington, but for those that can’t wait for it to be finished in 2009, there is a pretty neat virtual tour online. The Stadium Fly Through Video is pretty nifty, but it seems a little long to me. Maybe it has something to with the music-it sounds like it came from Jurassic Park-but I guess they are just using it to set the mood. Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones has small parts in all the flash animations doing voice overs. There are seven pages of architectural visualizations of the New…

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The Dallas Cowboys and The New York Giants

Dallas Cowboy fans have been talking about the Superbowl for the past couple of months. When this year’s team looks good, they look unstoppable. When The Dallas Cowboys don’t look good, as they have for the past four games, we close our eyes and think about when they look good. Coach Cupcake has used the dreaded light switch metaphor for the Dallas Cowboys, saying they will turn it on for the next game. Back in the Glory Days it was kind of a given that the Dallas Cowboys didn’t really care about the regular season and saved their ‘A’ game…

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Jessica Simpson Mask Set To Beat Cowboys

238,945 Have Ruined Romo Since Thursday! top of Ruin Romo website. On the Why Didn’t I Think Of That? front is the website Ruin Romo, which is getting all the buzz at the moment. Ruin Romo is offering a PDF file with a Jessica Simpson Mask. The Jessica Simpson mask is ready to be cut out and worn to any games where fans might want to put the jinx on the Dallas Cowboys. Yes, it is Jessica Simpson’s fault that the Dallas Cowboys lost last week. It’s easy enough to image Tony Romo looking at the stands and seeing Jessica…

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