Our writing staff-Sarah Bellum, Pete Moss, Sandy Beach, Norman Conquest-with Guy Wire, Natalie Dressed, and Cliff Hanger.–A Prairie Home Companion These puny names hit the airwaves every week, and a similar cast is read at the close of Car Talk, where the law firm of Dewey, Cheetum, and Howe, the Russian cab driver Pickup Andropoff, and the emission tester Justin Hale IV are also given some credit. All are funny, so I was telling a co-worker about them the other day and he asked what was funny about Norman Conquest. So I said something like, The Norman Conquest-it was all…