If I had a $1,000,000 (If I had a $1,000,000) I’d buy you an exotic pet(like a llama or an emu) Bare Naked Ladies For the past ten years or so, The Wife has been investing something like twenty dollars a week in the varied and sundry Lotto Games to be found around the country-including the Mega Millions Lotto. I have, from time to time, been tempted myself to buy a handful of Lotto tickets and I won about a hundred dollars one time. The Wife also won a couple of hundred dollars, but for the most part, she never…