“You smell like my wife when she steps out of the shower.“-a co-worker recently told me-do I use a little too much Bath and Body Works hand lotion?
I use a lot of Bath and Body Works products-The Wife likes to buy Bath & Body products-and rather a lot of Bath and Body lotions. I have close at hand at work no less than three tubes of Bath and Body work lotion and two bottle of antibacterial gel and one little tube with a roller ball that contains a lime smelling Bath & Body Works aromatherapy oil that is supposed to revive the weary and waken the dead.
I also have a tube of lip balm in my pocket-which I hear is a bad idea as they might break and make an embarrassingly located stain. But I really can’t get by without the Bath and Body works lip balm-this tube is the white one that says My Favorite Lip Balm in friendly black letters. And oddly, it is my favorite lip balm. My favorite scent at the moment is Bath & Body works Hello, Sugar.
The Bath & Body Works store is, for lack of a better term, a Woman’s Store. I know, that’s sexist, there are men that like the smell of Bath and Body fragrances and want kissable lips and smooth hands-but most of them like to wear women’s clothing-or become Sports Announcers-or both. They may like to drink Mojitos as well, but I try not to get that close to them.
I don’t see too many other men while I venture into Bath & Body Works stores with The Wife and her handful of Bath and Body works coupons for Free Lip Balm and Save Ten Dollars when you spend Twenty Dollars. The Wife always has a lot of Bath and Body Works Coupons, and it seems, so does everyone else that shops in the bath and body works store. You can get Bath and Body Works coupons by signing up for their email list, as well giving Bath and Body Work Coupons a quick Google.
Now I am all in favor of Coupons, especially Bath and Body Works coupons that get My Favorite Lip Balm for FREE. But it makes me wonder, does anyone buy Bath and Body Works products for full price? EVER?
Maybe its just that the only times the Wife drags me down to Bath and Body Works is when they have tubs of bath and body works lotion on sale and we have a bath&body coupon in our hands. She needs me to use one of the Bath and Body Works coupons-they don’t want you using twenty at a time, but don’t mind if you have 19 friends along at the time. Tubs full of discounted Bath and Body works shower gels that I never heard of before and a few things that I have heard of, like Bath & Body works Chocolate Amber-must not have been a big seller as they have tons of the stuff in the sales tubs.
I am not a big fan of Bath and Body works Shaving Cream or Bath and Body works Mouth Wash, and in fact, most of Bath and Body works products for Men seem to be designed to help them keep men out of the Bath and Body Works shop. Maybe the real men all shop at bathandbodyworks com. Of course, shopping at www bath & body works com means you can’t try out all these neato products while your browsing. I’m also not crazy about Bath and Body work cologne, but I do like to give the new scents a test once in a while.
We have Bath and Body works Wallflowers air fresheners in every room. We use a lot Bath & Body Works antibacterial soap-The Wife likes the stuff that comes in the shape of a Pumpkin at Halloween. I also like the Bath and Body works sea salt body scrub-that’s a nice manly product, right?
I have this Bath and Body works aromatherapy stuff you spray on your pillow at night that is supposed to help you sleep-and I do like the way it smells. The Wife bought me a pair of the Bath and Body works slippers that can be heated in the microwave when I have a sore foot or just want warmer feet. I really love the Bath & Body works massage ball, though it was pretty pricey at twenty dollars-well, I’m sure we had a bath & body coupon.
We use all kinds of Bath and Body Works hand lotion, bath and body works soap, bath and shower gels and I’m sure we have tried everything you can find in a Bath and Body Works store at least once. It is all great stuff.
This is an excellent post! I wish my partner would abuse the wealth of bath products for hair, face and hide that I have salted throughout the bathroom (nay, house. Lest my lips need a-glossin or my hands need a-moistening and there’s naught at the ready!).
While manly men are my forever favorites, the slight vulnerable whiff of rose or coconut only enhances manly male-iness. In my books.
Why do I feel bursting into The Lumberjack Song?
what a great post! i used to work at a bath & body works and this is the type of stuff we always liked to hear. those wallflowers and antibac soaps are addicting. and for you, have you tried their new c o bigelow barber mens line? they come in elixir green, blue, red and black. their fragrances are more updated. you are sure to find something that suits your “taste” anyways i am happy to hear your nice comments on the store!